Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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