Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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