Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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