meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
