Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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