i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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