But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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