Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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