Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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