so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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