he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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