My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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