I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize