Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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