would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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