I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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