hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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