Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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