wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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