Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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