I wanna bring you to show and tell
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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