There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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