Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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