wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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