He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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