I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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