so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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