My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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