He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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