Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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