I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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