he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
