Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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