Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Panties = found
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