He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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