We're like a lot better than the average bears
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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