4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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