Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize
