franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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