how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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