I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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