I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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