I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So here I am, sexting at work.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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