Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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