No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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