apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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