Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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