when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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