If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize