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I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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