...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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