how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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