i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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