My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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