If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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