I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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