Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
