I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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