im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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