Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm always down for nudity.
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